Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck

Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck

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Book Description

If you see the romance and beauty of correctly spelling your girlfriend's name on your tattoo, serving fast food at your wedding reception, and watching your wife's delivery video backwards for laughs, this gift book from Jeff Foxworthy is for you. Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck is maybe the best way to say "I love you" and still have money left over.

You might be a redneck if . . .

• You whistle at women in church.
• You've ever French kissed within five feet of a dumpster.
• You've ever given your date flowers you stole from a cemetery.
• The fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne.
• You've ever hot-wired a motel vibrating bed.
• Your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off.
• Your honeymoon hotel advertised "Truckers Welcome."

Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck,Jeff Foxworthy,Rutledge Hill Press,1401602282,General,Humor,Rednecks,Humor / General

Fun Book:

1. Santa Lives : Five Conclusive Arguments for the Existence of Santa Claus
2. Selling Out: If Famous Authors Wrote Advertising
3. Sit! Ancestral Dog Portraits
4. Sit & Solve Cryptograms
5. Skiing
6. Slipknot
7. Stoned
8. Sumo Bizarro
9. Surviving Ned Johnson
10. The Armchair Conductor : How to Lead a Symphony Orchestra in the Privacy of Your Own Home

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