The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Editorial Reviews
Book Description
"She is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living....Lovely stuff."
VOGUE
It's the expose to end all exposes--the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.

From the Publisher
This timeless classic by Erma Bombeck still packs the punch. Though some things have changed, many of us still long for what the Jones have -- though they, in reality, long for what we have had all along. -- Louis Mended, editorial

The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank,Erma Bombeck,Fawcett,0449207595,Form - Essays,General,Humor,Humor / Essays

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