Bitch Unleashed: The Harsh Realities of Goin' Country
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Book Description
"If you took the lovechild of Barry, Bombeck and Barr (it was a threesome), dressed her up in taffeta and beat her with a milk goat - Nola Kelsey would result!" In Bitch Unleashed: The Harsh Realities of Goin' Country, satirist Nola Kelsey leaves no stone unburned as she recounts one women's experience with the 'joys' of settling into the so called, simple life. Includes:
The Perks of Global Warming
Milk Goats: Know Thy Enemy
Handy uses for honey-dipped Chihuahuas
Tips for removing bats from your showerhead
A pop quiz on The Myth of the Country Gentleman
Guerrilla Techniques for Alienating Your Country Neighbors
"Two hours and several flattened mailboxes later, county sheriffs blazed into Bison Flats. Apparently the mayhem had caught them off guard. Never mind that the after rodeos rampage is an event so predictable fetuses of pregnant Algerian nomads had seen it coming."
From the Publisher
Who hasn't thought about country relocation? Over 1.6 million people moved to rural communities during the first five years of this decade. Several stayed. This migration continues - reinforced by dozens of national and regional periodicals presenting sanitized ‘country chic' to millions of armchair rednecks. Bitch Unleashed is a ‘must-read' for: participants in this deluge of the diluted, every city slicker fantasizing about the simple life, country rejects, vexed rural residents or anyone needing a wickedly good laugh.
Bitch Unleashed: The Harsh Realities of Goin' Country
Bitch Unleashed: The Harsh Realities of Goin' Country,Nola L. Kelsey,Authorhouse,142087862X,General,Humor
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