Giant Book of Put-Downs, Insults & Excuses! (Giant Books Series)

Giant Book of Put-Downs, Insults & Excuses! (Giant Books Series)

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Book Description
Don't get tongue-tied! Get sharp-tongued with this book of put-downs, insults, and excuses for every occasion.

· Need a dastardly dig? How about: You remind me of a seat in church--PEW!
· Is the teacher scolding you for calling out? Answer: Would you prefer that I telephone?
· Are your parents upset that you forgot to take out the garbage? Try: It never takes me out!
· Getting bullied by that creep? Snap back with: "You're the only person I know who got a D in recess."

And there are hundreds more, with fun line drawings that add to the hilarity!

Giant Book of Put-Downs, Insults & Excuses! (Giant Books Series),Joseph Rosenbloom,Maureen Kushner,Main Street,0806920815,Children's 9-12 - Humor / Jokes,Children: Grades 1-2,Form - Jokes & Riddles,Humor - General,Juvenile Humor,Juvenile Nonfiction,Sale Books,Humor / General,JUVY-NON FICTION - JUVY-HISTORY NON FIC

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