Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang

Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang

Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang

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Book Description
Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party is an uncensored guide to college slang that offers a steaming, no-holds-barred pile of campus life.

Would you rather be a sonny or a wedge? Does a turkey dump have anything to do with dropping the kids off at the pool? And most importantly, who's Turd Ferguson and what's he doing at a sausage party?

Authors Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pittman have all the answers and much more in this hilarious collection of actual terms pulled from the thousands of submissions to CollegeStories.com.

This book is packed with hundreds of terms, real stories, illustrations and even some semi-rational advice. It's a perfect way to prepare for the big leap from high school or to bone up on the newest slang once you're in college.

Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party is a must for every bookshelf, care package, and bathroom stall.

From the Author
"Since 1999, we've read thousands of tales about college life on our site, CollegeStories.com. This book is collection of over 500 of the best and funniest terms we've ever heard.

We hope you enjoy this wild look at the lingo used by students around the country. It might get you ready for your freshman year, or it might remind you of those campus days you've left behind.

Either way, if you read it you won't be Newman, tool or hanging chad. Trust you."

Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang

Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang,Ben Applebaum,Derrick Pittman,iUniverse,0595309232,Form - Essays,General,Humor,Students & Student Life

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