The Empire Menaced: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dearth Nadir

The Empire Menaced: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dearth Nadir

The Empire Menaced: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dearth Nadir

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"Lies! It's all a pack of lies. I've already dispatched my lawyer droids to fix this little problem." --The Emperor.

In The Empire Menaced: the unauthorized autobiography of Dearth Nadir, author Sean Miller throws political correctness out the window and writes the "true", uncensored story of Darth Vader. Told in "Dearth Nadir's" voice, this parody reinterprets with dark humor the entire Star Wars saga, including Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, while adding new and provocative twists to the tale as it plumbs the depths of the tormented mind of a Darth Vader that occupies both the Star Wars galaxy and, by extraordinary circumstances, our own.

Find out: * How "Kobe-San" really defeated "Dearth Mall" * Who seduced whom: "Anykind" or "Mandala" * "Anykind's" real parentage * How "Anykind" actually became "Dearth Nadir"

While most parodies take broad and clumsy swipes at their targets, The Empire Menaced aggressively appropriates the voice of Darth Vader in order to explore themes sorely underdeveloped in the movie version. To learn the truth, go to the source. Find out what George Lucas is too afraid to show you in the movie theater. There are always at least two sides to any story. The Emperor has his version. And now Dearth Nadir has his. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

About the Author
Selling out to the Dark Side for a record deal, Dearth Nadir is the author of countless acts of death, destruction, and general mayhem. He currently resides somewhere in Jerburbia under the witness protection plan with his precious broadband connection and his three cats. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

The Empire Menaced: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dearth Nadir,Dearth Nadir,Xiao En,Aventine Press,1593301596,Form - Parodies,Humor

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