Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster

From the mobster's "Code of Conduct" to "Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail" and even a chapter called "Minestrone for the Mob Soul," Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words "must buy" in the strictest sense.

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<I>Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster</I> is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, <I>Fuhgeddaboutit</I> reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying -- usually involving an icepick and duct tape. <P>In <I>Fuhgeddaboutit,</I> you will learn: <UL><LI>The three most common uses for toothpicks: "dental hygiene, stabbing, and storing gum during sex." <LI>All about honeymoons: "Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey." <LI>To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest. <LI>The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin.</UL><P>From the mobster's "Code of Conduct" to "Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail" and even a chapter called "Minestrone for the Mob Soul," <I>Fuhgeddaboutit</I> is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. <P>And we use the words "must buy" in the strictest sense. --This text refers to the Digital edition. ">The three most common uses for toothpicks: "dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex."