Madman's Mailbox; The Voice of Dementia
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Book Description
This book started out as somewhat of a whim. I was eating some pretzels one day and said to a friend, "you know...these pretzels are something else. They are a salty, crunchy experience that is unparalleled in this universe or any other". After looking at me strangely for some time, my friend said "well why don't you write them a letter and tell them". So I did. Well, I found some amusement in this, so the letters continued.
I paired my writing "skills" with my warped sense of humor, and after a year or so I had quite a collection. Friends began reading, photocopying, and passing the letters around. Before I knew it, I had sort of a grassroots fan club. I felt that I had to bring my collection to a much larger audience though, and that is where I got the idea for this book. So please...sit back, peruse my letters, and have a good time. Making people laugh brings me joy like nothing else. However, this book may leave you with some unanswered questions like "who is Fluffy?" or "Just what is a meat stalk". Unfortunately, I cannot answer these questions for you. Just know that everyone has a Fluffy inside of him or her.
About the Author
Brandon Cornett was originally born in 13th century China, where he won the emperor's favor by successfully staving off an invasion from one of the Mongol Hordes. In his next life, the author was in 19th century Georgia. There he served in an infantry platoon for much of the Civil War, suffering a cannon wound to his left calf. In his current life, Brandon was raised by a Slovakian shepherd, and raised money to come to the U.S. by selling dinosaur fossils to tourists. He is currently fulfilling his life long dreams of becoming an author, an astronaut, and a White House butler.
Madman's Mailbox; The Voice of Dementia,Brandon Cornett,Not Avail,1552122948,General,Humor
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